I think all fans can agree on one thing: Nicklas Bendtner could not score if all the women in the entire world had got together in a nightclub, were drugged with Rohypnol and had no knickers on. The guy is awful and I watch him game after game ruin chance upon chance to get one goal, knowing that if Eduardo or Emmanuel Adebayor were not injured we would not be so kind to him.
Sadly I have found a video that has come to the aid of this worthless pile of stinking crap, which shows he may not be the worst player in the history of world football. This is Jonas playing for Brasilian side Gremio in the Copa Libertadores. This video is so woeful it speaks for itself. Have a look after the link.
Luckily, Arsenal’s form of late has upped a tad (although these performances are against teams they should be beating anyways) so Bendtner can afford to miss for the time-being. Although we were lucky not to rue the chances he squandered in the first leg of the Champions League last 16 match. As I have told the masses already, I am hoping Arsene Wenger sells the Dane in a reverse auction, where the lowest unique bid wins. It might not be good for the club’s finances but it will be good for the club’s image and confidence. Never before will the transfer of a player boost the morale of a football club.
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